Pigeon Doctor
STATUS: DEGENEROUS

PIGEON
DOCTOR

"The only <Dev> with a PhD inMoon Mathand Bird Law."

// Contract Address.exe
GB8KtQfMChhYrCYtd5PoAB42kAdkHnuyAincSSmFpump
<DevLogs />

SYSTEM ARCHIVE

init_residency.sh

Executed dumpster_dive.exe. Retrieved 1x [DIRTY_LAB_COAT]. Rank upgraded to 'Medical Professional'. Status: LEGIT.

diagnosis_scan.py

Runtime Error: Portfolio contains 0% $GTA (Gains To Acquire). Recommended Patch: Install $PIGEON dependency v1.0.

deploy_cure.js

const cure = new CryptoVax(); cure.inject('solana_mainnet'); // Warning: Side effects include excessive wealth.

billing_cycle.sql

SELECT * FROM wallets WHERE holding = '$PIGEON'; // Discount applied: 10% OFF with code 'Pigeon_Doc'.